a-storm-for-every-spring:

In honor of hitting 69 followers I will be giving away this small shopping cart I found in the trash at work (I’m a janitor so this isn’t as strange as it sounds, I find all sorts of crap). You do not have to be following me, and I will ship anywhere in the world on my own money. If you would like to win said small shopping cart reblog this post by June 30th! Winner will be chosen at random.

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Not so) useful Norwegian phrases

knownorwegian:

Denne osten er full av mugg - this cheese is full of mold

Isbjørnen er en uttrydningstruet dyreart - the polar bear is an endangered species

Rumpa mi brenner - my butt is on fire

La oss plyndre England - let’s plunder England

Svigermor er kannibal - my mother in law…

seducemymindyouidiot:

jaegerbitch:

if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper

slut means the end in swedish

This should probably not be construed as valid legal advice. 

In Danish too and most likely in Norwegian too

(Source: hideiwa, via jenn-at-a-glance)

theycallher-jay:

xemptfromxplanations:

Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope, easy to make and cheap! Follow these 5 easy steps.

Step 1 – Grab a beer bottle preferably with thick glass such as corona bottles. Tie a string just above the label on the empty bottle

Step 2 – Keep the string tied and soak it in lighter fluid.

Step 3 – Put the string back on the bottle and hold it horizontally. Light the sting rotating the bottle so the flame spreads. You should hear the bottle crack slightly in about 10 seconds.

Step 4 – After you hear the crack, pour cold water on the string and the top of the bottle will fall off.

Step 5 – Now grab sandpaper and sand the edges of the bottle till it is smooth.

This is perfect. I’ve been inspired.

(Source: complxlifeofblackbrucewayne, via yehfa)

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mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

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theweedteacher:

nemotes:

Liu Bolin - The Invisible Artist’s newer (and some older) works. official gallery and from and from

Yeah so basically this is the coolest fucking thing you’ll see all day today

(via radioactivebomb)

I sometimes feels like my priorities are kinda fucked up

cannibalisticbat:

I have been in Taiwan for tree days and I have spend more money on tea than on food.

My parents asked me what I want for Christmas and my first thought was a hen.

But it was some really fancy high quality tea and I have many been eating in some random cheap place, where were no such thing as English.

I sometimes feels like my priorities are kinda fucked up

I have been in Taiwan for tree days and I have spend more money on tea than on food.

My parents asked me what I want for Christmas and my first thought was a hen.

homicidalbrunette:

mintandwhiskey:

mangocianamarch:

squeedily-spooch:

brain-food:

Lord of the Rings : Gender Swapped

THE WORLD WOULD BE A GREATER PLACE IF THIS EXISTED. 

(Source: becks28nz, via wyntersoldier)